20 July 2009

(evan opens the fridge and a bag of frozen meat smashes him in the foot. he proceeds to hop around the kitchen in pain)
me: ouch, that happened to me once when i was little. one of those condensed juice cans hit me in the foot, i lost my big toe nail
evan: what? did you get it back?
(uncontrollable laughter)
evan: what i dont know, that happened to me once and i got it back
me: did you say you didnt get it back?
evan: no i just wasnt sure if that went for toes to, someone slammed my finger in a door once
(uncontrollable laughter)
evan: what?

for the record my little brother is actually (normally) really intelligent.
i wish i always had my computer in the kitchen to transcribe everything that goes on in this place when im home.